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By:Creativity1



Creativity stirs in me during the night. It waits to come forth until just after I awake, early in the morning when it’s still dark but the sun begins to shine its promise to rise over the horizon. The aroma of my strong black coffee tickles my nose as I carry the warm mug to my office space. I stare at the blank screen on my computer. I take a sip, my mind wanders, and my fingers move across the keyboard as I reminisce about the time I

I’m startled by the garbage truck clanking down the road and glance at the time at the top of the screen. It’s 8 o’clock! And I’m going to be late.

This is the blessing of writing, of giving wings to the stories we all have inside of us. You have a story or two. Feel free to set them free.

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By:Martin



This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The eventual winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show Best Story prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. If you laughed at this, pass it on. If you didn't laugh, you need a better sense of humor.

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By:Gus Searcyq

The Search for the last first kiss

Finding the right person for YOU makes it about you, and what you want. Being the right person is about being what the other person needs. When you make it about giving to them and being what they need, instead of getting from them what you want, it changes your dynamic and perspective from self-gratification to fulfillment of someone else. If they are willing to reciprocate and be the right person for you, then it becomes a two way loving and giving relationship. The old adage "It is better to give then to receive" takes on a deeper meaning when applied here. Here are some of my dating highlights: 1. Who was that in the picture? 2. Lets get married. 3. 46 Year Old Virgin 4. Too Slow 5. Tit for Tat 6. What kind of S**T car is this? 7. The User 8. I guess I'm not as ready as I thought for a relationship 9. The Other Guy 10. Rules, Rules, Rules! 11. The Combatant 12. The Green-Eyed Monster 13. 8 minutes is too long 14. The Analyst - Suffers from Analysis Paralysis 15. The Sad and Wounded Excerpt from The Charm by Gus Searcy http://www.thecharm.info/Chapter13.shtml like us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/thecharmbook follow us on twitter at https://twitter.com/#!/thecharmbook you can visit our website at www.thecharm.info

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